Posts by Frannie Banannie

) and my cell phone rings, it's one of my ex jw friends lisa... she's calling to see if i'll go to a "chip n dales" show with her in a couple of weeks.

Frannie Banannie

Yup. Definitely Dumb...uh...Dub!

Frannie B

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My two week consulting trip to Bethel (the beginning of the end) Part 4

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the next day was going to be tough.

i had to do kind of a portfolio check session with the illustrators and work on some photo retouching for an up coming italian awake magazine and work with someone from the graphics department on the miniaturization issue.

as i walked around a little bit i noticed a large hell scanner sitting in a room with a plastic tarp over it.

Frannie Banannie

Frannie, Exactly what kind of drugs do you take? Dave

".....always have some mighty fine wine..." (plays air guitar to "Joy to the World")

No, Dave....I'm just sometimes on a natural "high" (I think it's spelled "F-R-E-E-D-O-M")....take vitamins and/or antihistamines PRN, but thas all, folks!

BTW, is there a 12-step program that comes with this series on the Brothel Tour for those who become addicted?

Frannie B

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My two week consulting trip to Bethel (the beginning of the end) Part 4

by seven006 in

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the next day was going to be tough.

i had to do kind of a portfolio check session with the illustrators and work on some photo retouching for an up coming italian awake magazine and work with someone from the graphics department on the miniaturization issue.

as i walked around a little bit i noticed a large hell scanner sitting in a room with a plastic tarp over it.

Frannie Banannie

Dave, I've gotta tell ya.....I've cackled so much over what you've written, I'm considering starting my own egg business....

aaaaahhhhhhh, tho.....(adopts Irish brogue here)....sure an' it's foin now that yer tale shows that me floi-yin by tha seat o' me skivvies wasn't so daft after all, me boyo....Oy've considered that ye'd make a foin "Huckleberry", Dave.

Frannie B

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Womenz & Menz....Your Worst Date Ever!

by Frannie Banannie in

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your worst dating experience ever....with the exception of any encounter involving sexual violence........just your "abby normal" dating experiences..... mine was a double blind date with a skinny, butt-ugly guy that was too old for me and had infected gums...(blek) i was only 17....my best friend and her b/friend had "fixed" him up....with me!...it was totally boring.... frannie b

Frannie Banannie

the nearest i can get to bad was with Mr Counter Strike the first date, we watched LOTR (twice) while sitting on his bed. That was it.

GEESH, sens! BORRR-RING! I feel for ya!

Driving her home, I got pulled over for speeding (75 in a 65 on the Interstate, with no other cars on the road), which must have made her think I was a dangerous scofflaw. No good night kiss, of course, and the next time we spoke, she said she didn't want to go out again. I got the impression that she found me too wild and immoral. A month later, one of my friends danced with her at a wedding, and he told me that she was grinding her groin into his the whole time they were dancing. Go figure.

HOOOWEEE, Neon! Lots of those "twisted sisters" are rather oxy-MORONIC in their behaviors, huh!

Frannie B

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Your Favorite Colloquialisms?

by Frannie Banannie in

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thought we could all share a few of our favorites...here's one i'm fond of....

"chaps my grits" is a southern colloquialism, referring.

to.....well, i guess you better know what grits is.

Frannie Banannie

LOLOL!@Mike, Avishai, Smurfette, Little Witch & Goshawk! Yall are ALL too funny! I've cackled so much reading your posts, there *should* be eggs!

BTW, I was reminded a few minutes ago....about an opportunity that arose back in 1970 for me to use that "You can pick yer friends and you can pick yer nose, butcha cain't pick yer friend's nose..." colloquialism....

I was workin' for the Pr. Geo. Co. P.D.....as I was standing in the doorway to my Sgt.'s office, leaning against the door jamb, with my back to the hallway......we were having a conversation and....as I was talking to the Sgt....I noticed his eyes flicker to something over my shoulder....as I turned to see who was behind me, the station commander, Lt. (shortie, about 5' 2") was reaching up to tap me on the shoulder.....you got it! Lt. "shortie's" finger went up my left nostril....I started laffin' so hard that tears almost ran down my legs....and it was very difficult, but I managed to choke out that colloquialism...." I thought the Sgt. was gonna pee HIS pants, he laffed so hard....the Lt. was embarrassed, but he *did* admit it was very funny.....aaahhhhh the memories.....

Frannie B

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My two week consulting trip to Bethel (the beginning of the end) part 2

by seven006 in

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as we entered a door of the administration building we did not head to the elevator to take us up the eight floors to the main administration floor.

i looked around the room and asked, "what's up with her?

i was going to work with the elder from hell who ran the photography department.

Frannie Banannie

HI-YO, Devon (Centipede)....NOW I gotcha!

Frannie B

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My two week consulting trip to Bethel (the beginning of the end) part 2

by seven006 in

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as we entered a door of the administration building we did not head to the elevator to take us up the eight floors to the main administration floor.

i looked around the room and asked, "what's up with her?

i was going to work with the elder from hell who ran the photography department.

Frannie Banannie

Frannie... a Frog Strangler of a storm???????? ROFLMAO!!!!! You better send me some depends woman.. I am running out!!!! LOL

Inq...(smiles slyly)....I hafta admit...I plagiarized that from my "Colloquialisms" thread...somebody else posted it there and I loved it...heheheh I'm pickin up all kinds of good "quotes" to use...(wriggles eyebrows)

That reminds me....just thought of the time I had a chance to use a colloquialism in a conversation with my Lieutenant when I worked for the P.D....heheheh...I'll hafta post that one on the other thread.

Frannie B

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Foiled conversion attempt!

by caligirl in

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someone will be very disappointed tomorrow morning!

i am home on maternity leave right now, and this has given me the opportunity to meet people in our neighborhood that i might never have come in contact with otherwise.

a few weeks ago, i started chatting with a mother who was out for a walk with her toddler.

Frannie Banannie

You GO, Caligirl!!!

Frannie B

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My two week consulting trip to Bethel (the beginning of the end) part 2

by seven006 in

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friends

as we entered a door of the administration building we did not head to the elevator to take us up the eight floors to the main administration floor.

i looked around the room and asked, "what's up with her?

i was going to work with the elder from hell who ran the photography department.

Frannie Banannie

Frannie! <gasp> Yer not posta be telling about us squealin worms over on the other list! We're waiting patiently, prim and proper, like the nice XJW ladies that we are. <grabs Seven Oh-Oh 6's neck and screams "When will Part 4 be ready?! Dam*it!"> <smiles coyly and thunks Frannie> CG

(succumbs to army of squealin' worms comin' out of Country Girl's ears {yall thought they were ear hairs, didnya?} and falls over in dead faint)

Frannie B